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1) Ziploc Bags -- are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can
see right through them.

2) Copiers -- are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to
warm them up again. It's an active reproductive device if the right
buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

3) Tires -- are Male, because they go bald and are often over-inflated.

4) Hot Air Balloons -- are Male, because, to get them to go anywhere, you
have to light a fire under them, and of course, there's the hot air part.

5) Sponges -- are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain
water.

6) Web Pages -- are Female, because they're always getting hit on.

7) Subways -- are Male, because they use the same old lines to pick
people up.

8) Hourglasses -- are Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the
bottom.

9) Hammers -- are Male, because they haven't changed much over the last
5, 000 years, but are handy to have around.

10) Remote Controls -- are Female. Ha! You thought they'd be male.
However consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without
it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps
trying!

"I love Portland: the weather is cold and the women are hot"

Yuck. From missing an advising appointment to falling off a porch, let's just say this week sucked.

However, there was a highlight: I saw Rascal Flatts in concert (with Blake Shelton and Keith Anderson). And let me just say it was by far THE MOST FUN concert I have ever been to. Definitely a good end to my horrible week. But Alli...I wish you could have been there.

But now I'm back in reality where there are papers to be written, chapters to be read, an apartment to be cleaned. Only 3 more weeks and this stupid crappy term will be over. Thank God.

Yay for a cancelled 2pm class

I have a 96 hour weekend. BAM.

Whatever will I do?

Pics for you :)

Jess and I, after getting ready



Jess and I w/ Eric (he was half man/half woman for Halloween), who threw the party

And finally, Jess and I after being attacked by Eric's kisses.

Supposedly Eric has WAY more pics and he should be sending them to me soon...so if you're lucky I'll post those too ;)

Halloween!!!

I just bought a super hot 80's dress. Like, way hot. Short, bright, big bow in the back. There will be "frizzled hair" (according to Dan), side ponytails...I cannot WAIT for tomorrow night!

I hate when that happens

For 5 minutes today, I thought the word "over" did not exist.